Beer

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
So give us this day our foamy heads
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Forever and ever BARMAN!

We have somewhat limited space available here, but we do what we can to keep our taste buds on their toes. Just because it's not in the door today doesn't mean it won't be there tomorrow. We rotate the Micro-brews regularly and put feelers out to see what you are looking for. When one flavor slows down, we'll replace it with something new!

We live in the "Napa Valley of the beer making world" so it is only appropriate that I tip the available beer shelf space in favor of Colorado Liquid Gold!

The Walk-In Cooler

Door #1: Local Brews! Yeah Durango & Telluride! We make GREAT beer. That's why we keep them in door #1. We want you in and out and on your way to a new level of happy! We also have local sodas and some fabulous Zero alcohol Hop Waters and Hop Teas located in this door.

B - double E - double R - U - N BEER RUN!

Door #2: Colorado beers, because we are the Napa Valley of craft beer.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - B. Franklin

Door #3: Beers from other places in the USA.

Beer is the fifth element after water, fire, earth & wind...nothing exists without it.

Door #4: Beers not from the USA.

My mother told me that beer was my enemy, Jesus told me to love my enemy.

Door #5: A few more beers not from the USA and a generous selection of yummy Non-Alcoholic beers along with a couple old school NA staples.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.

Door #6: GLUTEN FREE! Ciders and Kombucha and Hard Teas, oh my! If it's in this door and it has gluten, I did not put it there!

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Door #7: Fizzy Yellow Beer. This is your corporate beer door. Drink these if you would like to support major foreign corporations...because none of it is American anymore!

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Green Fridge: under the South window

You'll find this one at the end of the main aisle. The right side is stocked full of yummy singles and the left side has mini wines, cocktails, CBD's and some other corporate stuff on the bottom.

Beer: the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.